Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The Fourth Episode: The Second Event-The Dance

We're Back! And this time we are gettin jiggy with it. Every high school has a dance and this time that is the competition. The guys have to get a date and charm one girl and take her to the dance. Once at the dance, there will be a part two: a dance off.
Jeff has his eye on Isabelle. "I really hope she will go with me. Golly gee wilikers...that will make me so happy...I can't wait!"
Clark doesn't want a date, he prefers to go by himself...makes thing more fun and he can dance by himself.
We all know that Scott likes Claudia...but we don't know about her. Once again, we sat her down for an interview, we asked questions, she said nothing and looked at us like we were freaks from another galaxy.
Vincent and Nina are going together but Vincent has confessed...he cannot dance at all. He even screws up the hokey pokey and macerana. Now Nina doesn't know that, so this should make for some good entertainment.

The couples and Clark walked into the gymnasium, with Abba's Dancing queen blaring over the loud speakers. Partners are out there disco-ing it out and Clark is pulling a Saturday Night Fever. Then Old Time Rock And Roll and then the party starts. Everyone is having a pun intended, except Vincent and Nina...who are sitting alone on the side. Oh and except Claudia, who is just standing in the middle of the dance floor. Nina has finally persuaded Vince to get out there and shake a tail feather during Jump On It. Bad idea... Vincent was fine but Nina threw a fit and walked out of the gym after he started doing the "Carlton". The party went on and all had a blast except Vincent, Nina and Claudia. Who do you want to vote off...the drama queen, carlton or the quiet one?

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Third Episode

Welcome back to Survivor: High School! After the first event the Red team is ahead and the Blue team has lost a member...Tina. You the people voted her off and we are back and ready to start again.
While we have been providing food for our survivors, they are complaining...after all it is nasty school cafeteria food. They have the option to give up their food at any time they please. Nina is the one struggling the most with this. Not having her cell phone to call and order out, she is not eating as much.
"At least I'm losing some weight though, I don't mind that. But the way that my stomach growls, people here, they are like thinking I'm farting...I don't do that...pretty girls don't fart."
The have been little to no complaints of being bored though. Clark is keeping the people entertained. He sings all the time and people don't mind, it keeps them laughing.
"I don't know what I would do without some music going on. He knows all the genres and we all have fun listening to him." Vincent said.
Scott has been quite quiet, but the cameras have noticed he has taken a liking to Claudia...who has still not said a single word.

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Second Episode: The First Challenge-Relay Race

Dum Dum Duuuuuuum!!!! (Weird Camera angles zooming in from everywhere). Welcome back to SURVIVOR:High School! Here we are at Chickarah High School. Our contestants have been stranded in this high school for a week now, getting to know each other and having little conflict along the way. Nina thinks she runs the place and Tina is getting on every one's nerves with her excessive niceness.
"I don't see what the problem is. I'm just trying to be cooperative, hmm, well I think thats all, ta ta." she said in her interview.
But others feel differently toward her, Clark has said that if they have to turn to cannibalism, she'll be the first to go.
All social issues aside...its time for the FIRST EVENT!!!! (ta da DUM!!!)
In this first event, each team will be involved in a relay race throughout the school. Each starting in a homeroom class, when the bell rings, they take the combination and set of 5 lockers they are given and find the one that will open, dig inside, find the flag and pass it off. Then the next person has to dash off to the library, find a copy of the book they are given with just the call number, look inside, find the flag and pass it off to the next person. That person then has sprint off to the cafeteria, rummage through three week old lasagna, mac and cheese and meat loaf, find the flag, and pass it. That final person then has to run two laps around the school, stepping on the blue tiles only and meat their team back at the starting homeroom.
Scott and Nina are starting in homeroom...3...2...1 GO!!! they're off dashing off to their lockers. The first ones don't work but then Nina gets her second, digs and digs, Scott gets his third and is rumaging, finds his flag just before Nina and hands it off to Tina who bolts off to the library. Vincent right on her tail. Tina finds the book first but wait...she has stopped to...holy cow she is sitting there reading the back cover of the book! now she's reading the first page...allowing Vincent to find the flag first and in the lead. Tina suddenly remembers she is in a race and quickly finds the flag, after she finishes the first chapter. by this time, Vincent has handed off the flag to Isabelle, and shes slopping through the food and hands their flag off to Jeff, right as Clark gets his and goes through the food. Man o Man, Jeff is taking the tiles four at a time! Clark has found the flag and hands it to Claudia. "What do you want me to do with this thing?". I guess the red team has just won because Claudia refuses to run, sprint or even mosy through this race. Congrats Red Team!

Its now time for a class meeting/ tribal council...Blue Teams lost. Who Do You Wnat to vote off? Tina, Claudia, Jeff or Nina? Voting ends Friday 1/18.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

The First Episode of Survivor:High School

Welcome to Survivor. Now this isn't the ordinary survivor with a bunch of adults stuck on some island in a place that nobody ever heard of, oh no, this Survivor takes place in a high school (loud obnoxious bum bum bummmms)! I am your host Hilke. I will be narrating the way of our 8 typical high school students abandoned in Chickarah High (da da DUM). Ready for another twist? Who votes these poor saps off? Why you do dear dedicated reader. After every two or three episodes you will get vote for who you wish to take that shameful bus ride home.

The characters are as follows (Note: These people are entirely fiction. Any resemblence to you or any other people you know is sheer coincidence and I apologize and feel sorry for you):

The Red Team:
-Nina: Your stereotypical bubbly high school girl. Her hot pink cell phone pretty much attached to her ear and always at Zona. She eats like a pig yet, some how retains her slender figure and is always at the coolest parties and every hang out...not that there are any in Liberty. "Um, my goal is to like totally win, because my super hot 'boyfriend' that I still like just dumped me, but not really. We're taking a 'break'. Whatever that means...we're still together on facebook though lol!"

-Vincent: Average, yes average would be a good way to describe Vincent. He's no genius, jock or teacher's pet. He just goes with the flow of everyday life. People often tell him that he is a true Ferris Bueller. Everybody knows who he is and nobody gives him a hard time about anything either...everyone's favorite guy. "Hey, I'm just here to have fun...take it as it comes. You know I'll do everything I can for my team and give it my all."

-Isabelle: This is a whole new experience for this gal...being a Russian foriegn exchange student and all. Being new here, she doesn't have many friends she is kind of at the bottom of the food chain. "I am joost here to make sahm new comrades. I also vant to vin!"

-Jeff: Here is another classic stereotype...sadly Jeff is the nerd. He tries his darndest to fit in. He's not too fit but sure can spit out facts like no other. His hero is the one and only Indiana Jones! This should be quite interesting. "Oh wow! I get to get out and explore! Maybe I'll find a golden idle and get the girl he he he."

The Blue Team-
-Scott: Nobody really knows Scott. Some would say he has a screw loose. He isn't really a geek or nerd, nor is he a golden boy. He's just...just in his own little world. A world that he still believes is the 1970s. "Dude, this is gonna be like totally awesome heh heh. No, not awesome...lets go with...groovy, or narly...yea!"

-Tina: When we interveiwed people to tell us what they thought about Tina we got back two resposes (we asked 2 people): Girl Scout and Flight Attendant. Enough said. "Oh my, this sure will be swell. I can't wait to make new friends and just have a good, old fashion, time!"

-Clark: Clark is your drama kid. His passion one day is to be the best entertainer in the world. SNL, movies, music, theater...this kid wants to do it all, and by golly he has the talent. He and his best friend are going to make it some day and that will be a truly magnificent day, when a young man's dream comes true."Holy cow, you have no idea how excited I am for this. I just hope nobody goes missing. Like Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I dunno, I dunno! Hahahaha!"

-Claudia: Um, we don't know much about Claudia. She refuses to speak to us and her parents forced her to be on here because they think she needs new friends.

Tune in next week, same Bat time same Bat channel for Survivor: High School (buuuuu BAM!)